A man was driving down the road, when all of a sudden he had a flat tire.
His car was in front of a mental asylum. So he got out, jacked up the car, and took off the bad tire. He put the lug nuts on the ground.
Just then, a truck drove by, and scattered all the lug nuts. He couldn't find any of them.
The man said," Damn, what am I gonna do?"
Just then, a mental patient who saw the whole thing, said," Hey mister, why don't cha just take one nut off the other 3 tires, and put those nuts on your spare?
The man was amazed. He said," Hey fella, you're not crazy!!"
The patient replied," I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!!"
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