Tire Humor: lugnut asylum
by Gogo
(Windsor, ON)
A man lost a tire with all the lugnuts just outside an insane asylum. He stood looking at the problem when he noticed one of the inmates sitting on top of the wall and watching. the inmate suggested, "Why not take one lugnut from each of the other tires? That should hold your spare long enough for you to make it to a garage." The guy tried it and it worked! He said to the inmate, "That was brilliant! Why do they have a guy like you in there?" The inmate replied, "I'm crazy, not STUPID!"
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