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A redneck woman had a flat tire...

She pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then she got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the women what the problem was.

The women replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The woman replied, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!"

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