Tire Humor


Changing a Tire

TIRE GUY A man was driving along the highway, and as he passed a woman changing a tire, the Easter rabbit hopping out from in front of her car. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but wasn't quick enough. The Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit, the basket of eggs and candy went flying all over.

The driver, immediately pulled over and got out to see what had become of the rabbit carrying the basket. The Easter Bunny was dead! He felt so awful, he began to cry.

The woman who had been changing her tire came up and asked what was wrong. "I feel terrible!" he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter rabbit and killed it. Kids will be so disappointed. What should I do?"

The woman said not to worry, she knew what to do.

She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the dead, limp rabbit, and sprayed the furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter rabbit came to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.

50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped turned around, waved and hopped down the road. Another 50 yards down, he turned, waved and hopped another 50 yards. And waved again!

The man was amazed but he couldn't imagine what could be in the woman's spray can to produce such results. He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."


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